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Uncle Dave Delivers the Good News

Uncle Dave Delivers the Good News

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"Uncle Dave Delivers the Good News" reimagines infamous cult leader David Koresh as a surreal postal worker. Dressed in a vintage-inspired USPS uniform and accented with retro sunglasses, this graphic blends dark humor, pop-art aesthetics, and true crime parody. A devilish figure perches mischievously on his shoulder while a black cat stares out from the mail he carries, symbolizing ominous themes. This striking design merges cult history with postal symbolism, creating a provocative and eye-catching statement piece for fans of true crime, alternative fashion, and dark satire.

Why This T-Shirt Stands Out:
Dark Humor with a Historical Twist: This design cleverly satirizes David Koresh's unsettling cult history, blending it with USPS postal worker symbolism to create an ironic and provocative design.

Rich in Symbolism: The devilish figure, watchful black cat, and vintage mailman attire reference themes of cult control, mysticism, and ominous authority.

Retro Pop-Art Aesthetic: The vivid neon splatters, vintage uniform, and bold circular framing make this shirt a visual standout with nostalgic yet edgy vibes.

For True Crime & Alt-Fashion Fans: Perfect for those who enjoy true crime lore, dark humor, and streetwear that makes a statement.

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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